Are you sick of the globalist elite lizard people dictating what you wear? Do you believe that “no shoes, no service” rules are infringing on your constitutional rights to give and get athletes foot? Or are you one of those hippies that thinks shoes are a human right? Either way, these foot sweatpants (cause they are too comfortable to be called shoes) are the choice for you because they do everything that traditional shoes do but way in a way more comfortable way! Maybe you need something to slip your cold feet into after riding (if your feet are cold may I suggest you buy some of our socks? Maybe you just want something comfortable to make coffee in while you check the snow report. Maybe you want to walk to breakfast or hit the hot tub. Hell, you could wear these to the beach so you don’t have to be embarrassed wearing flip flops like a gross surfer dude. What I am saying here is that theseslippers are perfect for anyone with feet! The full rubber sole has traction and durability so you don’t slip on ice (or beer). The breathable mesh lining keeps your feet warm but not too sweaty. There is even a neoprene panel in the heel that you can fold down and wear them as clogs! On top of all that there are laces that wrap around the heel to get a performance fit in case you need fight some skiers! There is literally nothing these foot coverings can’t do. And don’t get me started on style, order these suckers and cancel your Farmers Only dating account because as soon as your crush sees you in these you aren’t gonna need it! And they are unisex, so they work for EVERYONE! They come in 4 sizes, each covering 2 shoe sizes, so if you are between sizes just size up and enjoy the comfort of a first class seat for your feet!
**Sizing scale is based on Men’s Sizes**
Women’s sizing is roughly 1.5 sizes smaller than men’s. So a women’s 8 is a 6.5.